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Lunatic Fringe 101
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Thursday April 24, 2008
What now?
Three racehorses were in the stable waiting for the big
race. Trying to psych each other out, they began bragging.
First horse, "I've been in 38 races and have only lost twice."
Second horse: "Well, I've been in 47 races and have never lost."
Third horse:"Huh, I've never lost either and I even beat Secretariat
twice."
Just then, they heard a chuckle by the stable door, and there was
a greyhound dog walking up to them.
The greyhound said:"That's nothing. I've been in over 200 races
and have won every one by at least 3 lengths."
First horse:"Wow! That's amazing - a talking dog!"
| | Posted by Luna ~ at 1:55 PM - | |
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Wednesday April 23, 2008
Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown
house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? |
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Dispatcher:
911 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham
and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen
table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken
a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and
tired of it!
Dispatcher: 911
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm
all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way.
Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started
having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
Dispatcher: 911 What is the nature of your
emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my
phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven
are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
Dispatcher: 911 What's the nature
of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions
are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! |
| | Posted by Luna ~ at 10:20 AM - | |
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Sunday April 20, 2008
Friday April 18, 2008
 Have you ever noticed that one person
can, and usually have two sides to their
beings. Of course what I am speaking
of is Good vs Evil! NOW most people
would not agree, but the majority of
people would definately agree. Life
is a BIG circle, and within the circle
it defines who you are, as well as
the path you have chosen. The Ying
Yang represents Good and Evil, and
Light and Dark, and lest we forget it
also represents Male and Female. I
have seen a lot in my life, both Good
and Evil, I've seen the Light and the
Darkness that falls upon us. It is each
person who defines themselves, It is
always for the best to look for the Light
and to look for the Good in one another.
Although, sometimes we can be/get blind
sided by both falsehoods, as well as
fakeness from others. The trick *so to speak*
is to learn, be vigilant, and restore the trust
within yourself to find the Good, the Light
and start the circle in a manner in which
you can walk the path of integrity.
Luna,
4-18-2008
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